TipS sKirE TerSemBaMm

~Tips biler terjatuh~

1. kalo tersepak batu: Jangan terusbangun,sebaliknyer anda baring dan trus berguling-guling hingga jauh dari perhatian ramai...lepas tu baru bgn bila takde org nampak..

2. kalo terjatuh beskal: cepat2 naik sehingga berkali-kali supaya org ingatanda saje2buat lawak...

3. kalo terjatuh tangga: trus bersilat seolah-olah anda dirasuk atau sedangberlawan dgn makhluk halus...

4. kalo terjatuh dlm longkang: pungutlah sampah yg ada sambil marah2 dgn suara yg kuat, pasti org menyangka anda seorgyg amat prihatin terhadap kebersihan....

5. kalo jatuh ketika nk naik bas: jeritlah kuat2.."oi! apa tolak2 ni?" walaupun tiada org di blakang anda....

heh..aku salu terpk untuk bwat no.5..cume tade kberanian jer:p no.2 pun penah gak terpk nak bwat..pernah bwat pon kot asenyer..cntoh smase tgah kurek gigi di library d utm doluw satu ktike..pastu bl orank nampk aku saje wat manyak2 kali kurek spaye nampk cam tadepape n ianye perkare bese..pk2 balik ngap juge aku niyh..hish malula

dah nk gi tdow plak..

roger oud

inda

A LoT LikE LoVe..

~ a lot like love ~
well today afta many years of tryink..i managed to watch dis muvie til da end..n i wonderd y i neva did before..its da besh since muvie knocked up..

cwiternye gini..dis guy n gurl met each otha 8 years bck at an airport. da gurl was wif her rocker bf n da guy was single..her bf droped her at da airport..dey chatted up n had sum fun togetha (by fun i mean jez laughink n foolink araun takin pics:p) but din get to anytink evn tho dey got on soo well..da reason beink becoz da gurl thot dat she made da first muv n liked da guy first..kire timbe cari prigi lew..n she din like dat fact..but wat she din knw is dat da guy did take pic of her shenyap2..heh..den dey met on-off for 8years before getink togetha..manyakla yg blaku malash nak type..

dis story thot me dat jodoh is jodoh
u jez hafta sit n wait at 1 corner n wait for it to find u
dun plan netink
dis is to play safe so dat u dun get hurt..jez meet n marry n live hepily eva afta wif ur jodoh
but da tink is to maintain dis kind of tinkin in ur head..u cant fall in love in da first place
bcoz if u did den ul start havink hope..n wif hope ul start planink
den if da planink is wif sumone non-jodoh
itl jez break ur heart into pieces n leave u wif knotted tummy
wel dats my thot..orank plak kate kalo ta brusaha kite takan dapat
mebe dats tru oso
seb kalo sume dok diam takdela sesape nak berkenalan n bcinte ye tak?
heh

penink la dunie ni



hugs n cookies
inda

RoUgH Day fOr AtoK

huh *sigh*

aku ni ske benar ngeloh tapi letey gak awini..jez got bck from jb..act boud 2 hours ago bt i felt like goink online for a while..saje je..

abahatok was knocked by a car (an old man too: drivink da car)..he got cuts n large black bruise at his feet..shian diye..hes 80+ n has knee ache constantly..now he has to bear wif cuts n bruises plak..i went back to kampung majidee, jb to catch a luk on him..hes okay..jez he was aslep wen me n mama arrivd..n i thot he looked like a child skit2..shobs..

n he took off da bandage doc wrapped round his ankle him coz he says its jez makin him uncomfortable..herm betta stop now b4 da salty2 water comes rollink..herh:p

den afta makin sure atok otey we head bck to kl @6pm..
my mortar was workin but he drove me n mama back to kl afta work..sayu tingok diye kena g blik jb nek bus tadi.kui 130 pagi..las bus.shian diye pnat:( but as usual he told me diye ta pnat sgat pon..hafta make sure sok me tamo majok2 wat diye susa..*pinky pwomis* syg diye

eachtime travel wif mortar ther wil b an occurrence usualy..sumtink yg lari dr trek yg aku plan..hehe..todays occurence :
alibat kmaruk nk mamam nasi briyani shah kat b.pahat..mama me n zori ol went into jaln kampung to search for it..n we foundit,,thanx to mama's memory (aku memank takan ingtlew)..n we ate..tapi afta dat sesat barat nk exit ke h/way n as a result we hafta use jaln kampunk until tangkak..kemonnn..itu yg bwat letey toh..i cant imagine how ppl go balik kampung in olden days..must b preaakin tirink..

keyh dats ol for now
i wana go hug b.bucok n dream of colorful carebears
inda oud


p/s: stil cant accept da fact dat i bawled my eyes oud infront of bigbos afta hearink of atok early dis mornink b4 my 5s walk..how embarassink..

AHh..cEriTerA jAntAn DuRjaNA

case 1 :

suatu pagi d ti yg panas dan bisink ngn bunyik forklift..

gurl : okay u bwat la mcm manepon jnji setel bende toh (bdiri sambil letak siku d atash keta yg parkin bhampiran)..i da pnatla asik prob jerh..

kuntraktor (seornk cine yg sgatlah cine..bpeloh cam mandi seb kerje seharian menskru dan mengadjust bende2 brat dan bisink) : yelah..aku bwat..u jgan riso..aku setel

gurl : aa..pastu jgan lope plak bg ceklist yg i mintak

kuntraktor : okay ceklist..setel prob ngan monitor plant..ok..ok..


dari tepi lalu saorank laki india yg familiar rupenya..salu blegar menjage kbersihan di skitar ti..memarahi makcik2 cleaner skire tidak bersih..bos cleaner2 la kire..dan die memegank sgulunk kertas..mngankat kenink kat gurl (die memank salu prasn mesra)..gurl skadar mengangok pale acknowledge..laki india twos bjaln lalu d sebla..tetibe..

paakkkkkk..hingap gulongn kertas itu d bahgian tepi peha kanan..skit lagi nk ngene bahgian pungonk..

(aku nk tolish carotan skan ni tapi bofen aku taske aku maki..ta cumel katenye)


~ sambungn ~
gurl : (terngange)

kuntraktor : (srentak ngan ngangaan gurl) berani die?? (wajh tercengank..)

gurl : (terngange lagi)

kuntraktor : ey u kena ankat repot la..suke ati die saje..banyak brani o..

gurl : (br ase nk nanges)

huhh
budo bukan..smpai arini aku maseh ingt walopan dkat 3 buln lepas tjadik


case 2 :

di celah2 cubicle opis..bgelak2 sdank begusips besame akak2 depatmen safety..aku menonkat bahu di ujunk dindink cubicle..blakangku tkelua skit d aisle..sedank sonok bgelak tawe kutok ngutoks..tetibe..

sesuatu saperti tapak tangan menekan di belakanku..saperti menyuroh aku kdepan..aku ingtkan teman pompan nak join boraks..aku sedank gelak..taputos tawe sambil noleh kbelakang..memnak kena budo lagi..

wajah laki india umor awal 50-an
layak dipangel pakcik joal putu mayam
slalu brusahe nk bwat cunversation ngn aku dlam lift
aku saperti bese..tkejot dan marh mluap2 mcm air didih nk kuar cerek
tapi hanye mampu tengange..

pakcik india bjalan pegi
gurauan apetah..
pas tengange n diye da pegi br aku mampu bcakp
dan ase cam nak nangesh skit
gerammnyee


otey..
conclusi dedue case ini ada beberape :
1) manusie kalo da tue memank makin gatal ~ kedue2 jentenn usie 50-an
2) kgatalan laki joge pada aku mnurot warne kulit..lebih darker lbey cenderunk kearah kegatalan
3) orank d ti (opis aku) gatal2 blake ~ bukn hanye aku kena ceni
4) aku memank lembap untok respon kalo disalahlakukan..aku hanye akn tengange steros mnangis dan marh later ~ lbey kuran 15saat delay..aku menci sifat aku yg toh ;@

*saketnye ati pk2 balik*



hugs n cioms
inda

sELitaN..

i hv a fear of gettink stuck betwen lift doors..i owiz hv..kalo lalu nk masok @ kuar aku akn kepakan tgan sket spaye manela tau..kalau kalau..lift tu tetibe tetotop wpon ade orank da hold tekan butank..pintu ia ta kena badan aku..